Fresh from the Mill! These are our best selling Kindred T-Shirt Designs. You can also click All Tees to see our entire collection
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When bartering with a cannibal it is important to note that they take things very literally especially when it comes to payment. Godfrey learned this lesson the hard way after bartering for some shrunken heads in exchange for goat cheese and three fingers of Scotch. The cannibal mistaking him for a Scotsman came to collect payment. Godfrey protested and claimed to be French Canadian at which point the cannibal cackled away his protestations and produced a bone saw. $36.00 | "Am I wrong? Am I wrong? This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round robin! We play Quintana and O'Brien next week. They should be pushovers." Printed on Asphalt 100% Cotton $24.95 |
"S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Shop smart, shop S-MART!" Printed on 100% Cotton BABY BLUE tee. $24.95 | "He's a picker
He's a grinner
He's a lover
and he's a sinner" Shirt Color: GRASS 100% Cotton $24.95 |
"I saw him too. He had a guitar. He winked at me right before he jumped out a fourth floor window like he had wings. He winked at you? Musicians" $24.95 | "You are sure nobody's follow' us? As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask? No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there. What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters... " $24.95 |
Don't talk to the hand, don't look at the hand, don't feed the hand. The hand is still very upset with you but warmer now that it has a front pocket to cry in. $30.00 | Where do Plaidjacks go when they die? They don't go to a lake of fire and fry, but they do make it to San Diego and the Keys. They don white suits and pass for the Colonel with wee beady eyes and attend secret meetings at a location known only as "The Meadows." $35.00 |
"Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to welcome to you
All the way from the slums of Shaolin
Special uninvited guests
Came in through the back door
Ladies and gentlemen, it's them!" Shirt Color: CHARCOAL HEATHER $30.00 | This one says Love. This one says Hate. Shirt Color: Olive $15.00 |
Go ahead and tell me I've got crabs one more time. Do it. See what happens. Dodecapods can kick some ass when we're pushed. $12.00 | "See, kids be gettin stuck with jewels and fly gimmicks
Shorty see the action and then start to mimic
Runnin to the corner, the dice game is blazin
Lookin at the loot, it seems so amazin" $30.00 |
A spectre floats along the shoreline hunted tirelessly by the Sergeant Major. He casts his lines into the ephemeral to capture all traces of those gone beyond. $22.00 | Spoonman called Particleman for lunch at Alice's Restaurant. The pair chatted to no end about the cobbler, the atmosphere, and Spoonman's affinity for becoming a Betterman as opposed to an Ironman or Nowhereman. Particleman agreed wholeheartedly and asked for a rhythm rendition of Gene Autry's "Back in the Saddle Again". Particleman then agreed to sing it like Brian Johnson with appropriate crotch thrusting at diner patrons. $12.00 |
Don't talk to the hand.
Don't feed the hand.
Don't even look at the hand.
The hand is very upset with you right now. Printed on WHITE 100% Cotton Tee $24.95 | Good Evening. Tonight's story is a tale of terror so shocking we can only show it to you after the children have all gone to bed. Our story begins with a young woman out for a drive... Shirt Color: LEMON 100% Cotton $24.95 |
Welcome to the Kindred Market!
All of our t-shirts are printed on American made 100% cotton (except where noted) fine jersey material with a great fit. We use an intense process to print our graphics on tees which gives them a soft hand and comfortable wear. Our inks take on some of the shirt color during this process and become less bright to achieve this goal. Kindred is the combination of the rural durability ethic and the aspiration of a design metropolis. Kindred's tshirt designs are based on the causes of inspiration, be it a work ethic, exploration or nature translated into a visual language. We love what we do. Thanks for checking out Kindred!
Our t-shirt graphic designs include Lumberjack tees, Movie tshirts with movie references, tee shirts with wood imagery, shirts with maritime nods and many other t shirts...
Our t-shirts do have a slimmer fit so please order accordingly.You can also visit or show us your art on our Kindred Myspace page
Any order related questions should still be directed to paul@kindredclothiers.com
