Hoods
When bartering with a cannibal it is important to note that they take things very literally especially when it comes to payment. Godfrey learned this lesson the hard way after bartering for some shrunken heads in exchange for goat cheese and three fingers of Scotch. The cannibal mistaking him for a Scotsman came to collect payment. Godfrey protested and claimed to be French Canadian at which point the cannibal cackled away his protestations and produced a bone saw. $36.00 |
Where do Plaidjacks go when they die? They don't go to a lake of fire and fry, but they do make it to San Diego and the Keys. They don white suits and pass for the Colonel with wee beady eyes and attend secret meetings at a location known only as "The Meadows." $35.00 |
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Don't talk to the hand, don't look at the hand, don't feed the hand. The hand is still very upset with you but warmer now that it has a front pocket to cry in. $30.00 |
