I Came I Sawed T-Shirt

There is nothing worse than getting your Sunday finery covered in sawdust. Lumberjacks with aprons alleviate this problem when actively engaged in their chosen profession. Soup is still a problem though. Clarence tried to create a sawdust gumbo but found the extra fiber to be life threatening. Down but not out, he relegated himself to the task of creating a better chain lubricant out of cheese. A tastier Gouda is hard to come by.