
KNDRD AXE $12.00 | 
Axe me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. Are you a liar? No. Printed on a soft light yellow tee, this design boasts the lumberjacks with the most gumption this side of the Mississippi. (and yes I did sing it in my head as I spelled that). $24.95 |

There is nothing worse than getting your Sunday finery covered in sawdust. Lumberjacks with aprons alleviate this problem when actively engaged in their chosen profession. Soup is still a problem though. Clarence tried to create a sawdust gumbo but found the extra fiber to be life threatening. Down but not out, he relegated himself to the task of creating a better chain lubricant out of cheese. A tastier Gouda is hard to come by. $24.95 |  $24.95 |