Movie Parody Tees
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. $38.00 |
Shirt Color: BLACK 100% Cotton $12.00 |
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And then Zira said she didn't like the way Zaius was looking at her, if you know what I mean... Shirt Color: AQUA 100% Cotton $24.95 |
Send me to the Han Tournament! Roper, Williams and I are gonna kick some ass. But, this time, with Feeling. Shirt Color: GRASS 100% Cotton $12.00 |
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Good Evening. Tonight's story is a tale of terror so shocking we can only show it to you after the children have all gone to bed. Our story begins with a young woman out for a drive... Shirt Color: LEMON 100% Cotton $24.95 |
"No! I tell you no! I won't have you bringing some young girl in for supper! By candlelight, I suppose, in the cheap, erotic fashion of young men with cheap, erotic minds!" Printed on WHITE 100% Cotton Tee $24.95 |
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"Sole survivor of the titanic pile-up of '95, only two-time winner of the Transcontinental Road Race... Frankenstein! Ripped up, wiped out, battered, shattered, creamed, and reamed... a dancer on the brink of death..." Shirt Color: FOREST 100% Cotton $12.00 |
"Too many shadows, whispering voices Faces on posters, too many choices If, when, why, what? How much have you got? Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often? And which do you choose, a hard or soft option?" Shirt Color: SLATE 100% Cotton $12.00 |
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"This shirt is brought to you by Soylent red and Soylent yellow, high energy vegetable concentrates, and new, delicious, Soylent green." Shirt Color: SILVER 100% Cotton $12.00 |
Attention all passengers for Starchild flight 9000 from Milwaukee to Infinitum. This flight has been delayed 2 hours due to inclement weather on Europa but please enjoy this bluegrass rendition of Richard Strauss' Thus Spake Zarathustra and a complimentary cocktail. $12.00 |
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Panic will be allowed between the hours of 3 and 4 pm with a bit of the old Ludwig Van. All droogs and zaphods must have the proper documentation and requisite signatures before commencing ultra-violence. Synchronize digital wrist watches and towel snapping now. $24.95 |
Red acres is the place for me. Farm livin' is the life for me. Land spreadin' out so far and wide Keep Stalingrad, just give me that countryside. Design by Tom Burns for Kindred Printed on Mint 100% cotton $12.00 |
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"I'm scared, Fif. It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it. Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys." Design by Matthew Fleming for Kindred Printed on Silver 100% Cotton tee $12.00 | "Sorry. Uh, sorry. I, I, I got a little agitated. The thought of, uh, escape had crossed my mind, and then suddenly - suddenly - suddenly I felt like bending the bars back, and ripping out the window frames and eating them - yes, *eating* them! Leaping, leaping, leaping! Colonics for everyone! All right! You dumbasses. I'm a mental patient. I'm *supposed* to act out! Wait'll you morons find out who I am! My father's gonna be really upset, and when my father gets upset, the ground SHAKES!" $24.95 |
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"I saw him too. He had a guitar. He winked at me right before he jumped out a fourth floor window like he had wings. He winked at you? Musicians" $24.95 |
"You are sure nobody's follow' us? As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask? No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there. What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters... " $24.95 |
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"Am I wrong? Am I wrong? This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round robin! We play Quintana and O'Brien next week. They should be pushovers." Printed on Asphalt 100% Cotton $24.95 |
"S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Shop smart, shop S-MART!" Printed on 100% Cotton BABY BLUE tee. $24.95 |
