Spoonman called Particleman for lunch at Alice's Restaurant. The pair chatted to no end about the cobbler, the atmosphere, and Spoonman's affinity for becoming a Betterman as opposed to an Ironman or Nowhereman. Particleman agreed wholeheartedly and asked for a rhythm rendition of Gene Autry's "Back in the Saddle Again". Particleman then agreed to sing it like Brian Johnson with appropriate crotch thrusting at diner patrons.
"Sole survivor of the titanic pile-up of '95, only two-time winner of the Transcontinental Road Race... Frankenstein! Ripped up, wiped out, battered, shattered, creamed, and reamed... a dancer on the brink of death..."