All Tees
All of our t-shirts are printed on American made 100% cotton (except where noted) fine jersey material with a great fit. We use an intense process to print our graphics on tees which gives them a soft hand and comfortable wear. Our inks take on some of the shirt color during this process and become less bright to achieve this goal. Kindred is the combination of the rural durability ethic and the aspiration of a design metropolis. Kindred's tshirt designs are based on the causes of inspiration, be it a work ethic, exploration or nature translated into a visual language. We love what we do. Thanks for checking out Kindred!
"Am I wrong? Am I wrong? This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round robin! We play Quintana and O'Brien next week. They should be pushovers." Printed on Asphalt 100% Cotton $24.95 | "Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to welcome to you
All the way from the slums of Shaolin
Special uninvited guests
Came in through the back door
Ladies and gentlemen, it's them!" Shirt Color: CHARCOAL HEATHER $30.00 |
"See, kids be gettin stuck with jewels and fly gimmicks
Shorty see the action and then start to mimic
Runnin to the corner, the dice game is blazin
Lookin at the loot, it seems so amazin" $30.00 | All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. $38.00 |
Go ahead and tell me I've got crabs one more time. Do it. See what happens. Dodecapods can kick some ass when we're pushed. $12.00 | Attention all passengers for Starchild flight 9000 from Milwaukee to Infinitum. This flight has been delayed 2 hours due to inclement weather on Europa but please enjoy this bluegrass rendition of Richard Strauss' Thus Spake Zarathustra and a complimentary cocktail. $12.00 |
"(Well, don't you know)
That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang All day long they're singin' (hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!) (Well, don't you know) That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang" $24.95 | "I'm scared, Fif. It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it. Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys." Design by Matthew Fleming for Kindred Printed on Silver 100% Cotton tee $12.00 |
Red acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Stalingrad, just give me that countryside. Design by Tom Burns for Kindred Printed on Mint 100% cotton $12.00 | And then Zira said she didn't like the way Zaius was looking at her, if you know what I mean... Shirt Color: AQUA 100% Cotton $24.95 |
"This shirt is brought to you by Soylent red and Soylent yellow, high energy vegetable concentrates, and new, delicious, Soylent green." Shirt Color: SILVER 100% Cotton $12.00 | Panic will be allowed between the hours of 3 and 4 pm with a bit of the old Ludwig Van. All droogs and zaphods must have the proper documentation and requisite signatures before commencing ultra-violence. Synchronize digital wrist watches and towel snapping now. $24.95 |
KNDRD AXE $12.00 | "Sole survivor of the titanic pile-up of '95, only two-time winner of the Transcontinental Road Race... Frankenstein! Ripped up, wiped out, battered, shattered, creamed, and reamed... a dancer on the brink of death..." Shirt Color: FOREST 100% Cotton $12.00 |
Send me to the Han Tournament! Roper, Williams and I are gonna kick some ass. But, this time, with Feeling. Shirt Color: GRASS 100% Cotton $12.00 | "S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Shop smart, shop S-MART!" Printed on 100% Cotton BABY BLUE tee. $24.95 |
"No! I tell you no! I won't have you bringing some young girl in for supper! By candlelight, I suppose, in the cheap, erotic fashion of young men with cheap, erotic minds!" Printed on WHITE 100% Cotton Tee $24.95 | Don't talk to the hand.
Don't feed the hand.
Don't even look at the hand.
The hand is very upset with you right now. Printed on WHITE 100% Cotton Tee $24.95 |
Spoonman called Particleman for lunch at Alice's Restaurant. The pair chatted to no end about the cobbler, the atmosphere, and Spoonman's affinity for becoming a Betterman as opposed to an Ironman or Nowhereman. Particleman agreed wholeheartedly and asked for a rhythm rendition of Gene Autry's "Back in the Saddle Again". Particleman then agreed to sing it like Brian Johnson with appropriate crotch thrusting at diner patrons. $12.00 | Good Evening. Tonight's story is a tale of terror so shocking we can only show it to you after the children have all gone to bed. Our story begins with a young woman out for a drive... Shirt Color: LEMON 100% Cotton $24.95 |
This shirt is dedicated to anyone who can name all the Goonies! Shirt Color: CREME 100% Cotton $24.95 | Scallywags and scrimshaws bathed in automata Shirt Color: ORCHID 100% Cotton $24.95 |
When sailing a ship with a drunken sailor it is important to note that they will be of little use unless repeating "batten down the hatches" over and over and laughing like a jackyl is a noteworthy maritime skill. Printed on a striped tee. Shirt Color: WHITE & HEATHER STRIPE Cotton 100% $30.00 | "He's a picker
He's a grinner
He's a lover
and he's a sinner" Shirt Color: GRASS 100% Cotton $24.95 |
The lighting of a hatchet is a difficult task that requires dedication, a steady hand and a knowledge of industrial combustibles not seen since the days of the Chicago fire. Shirt Color: AQUA 100% Cotton $12.00 | Axe me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. Are you a liar? No. Printed on a soft light yellow tee, this design boasts the lumberjacks with the most gumption this side of the Mississippi. (and yes I did sing it in my head as I spelled that). $24.95 |
There is nothing worse than getting your Sunday finery covered in sawdust. Lumberjacks with aprons alleviate this problem when actively engaged in their chosen profession. Soup is still a problem though. Clarence tried to create a sawdust gumbo but found the extra fiber to be life threatening. Down but not out, he relegated himself to the task of creating a better chain lubricant out of cheese. A tastier Gouda is hard to come by. $24.95 | $24.95 |
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$12.00 | This one says Love. This one says Hate. Shirt Color: Olive $15.00 |
"Too many shadows, whispering voices
Faces on posters, too many choices
If, when, why, what?
How much have you got?
Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often?
And which do you choose, a hard or soft option?" Shirt Color: SLATE 100% Cotton $12.00 | "I heard you got the fever for the flavor
I heard you got the fever for the flavor
I heard you got the fever for the flavor
Somebody said you got it goin on
I heard you got the fever for the flavor
Hurry up and get a scoop before it's gone" $15.00 |
Shirt Color: BLACK 100% Cotton $12.00 | Give a great shirt to someone you care about! $30.00 |
A spectre floats along the shoreline hunted tirelessly by the Sergeant Major. He casts his lines into the ephemeral to capture all traces of those gone beyond. $22.00 | $24.95 |
