Help me out. I've got bills to pay. What Can I get for 12.00?
Go ahead and tell me I've got crabs one more time. Do it. See what happens. Dodecapods can kick some ass when we're pushed. $12.00 |
Attention all passengers for Starchild flight 9000 from Milwaukee to Infinitum. This flight has been delayed 2 hours due to inclement weather on Europa but please enjoy this bluegrass rendition of Richard Strauss' Thus Spake Zarathustra and a complimentary cocktail. $12.00 |
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Red acres is the place for me. Farm livin' is the life for me. Land spreadin' out so far and wide Keep Stalingrad, just give me that countryside. Design by Tom Burns for Kindred Printed on Mint 100% cotton $12.00 |
"This shirt is brought to you by Soylent red and Soylent yellow, high energy vegetable concentrates, and new, delicious, Soylent green." Shirt Color: SILVER 100% Cotton $12.00 |
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KNDRD AXE $12.00 |
"Sole survivor of the titanic pile-up of '95, only two-time winner of the Transcontinental Road Race... Frankenstein! Ripped up, wiped out, battered, shattered, creamed, and reamed... a dancer on the brink of death..." Shirt Color: FOREST 100% Cotton $12.00 |
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Send me to the Han Tournament! Roper, Williams and I are gonna kick some ass. But, this time, with Feeling. Shirt Color: GRASS 100% Cotton $12.00 |
The lighting of a hatchet is a difficult task that requires dedication, a steady hand and a knowledge of industrial combustibles not seen since the days of the Chicago fire. Shirt Color: AQUA 100% Cotton $12.00 |
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Shirt Color: BLACK 100% Cotton $12.00 |
"I'm scared, Fif. It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it. Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys." Design by Matthew Fleming for Kindred Printed on Silver 100% Cotton tee $12.00 |
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Spoonman called Particleman for lunch at Alice's Restaurant. The pair chatted to no end about the cobbler, the atmosphere, and Spoonman's affinity for becoming a Betterman as opposed to an Ironman or Nowhereman. Particleman agreed wholeheartedly and asked for a rhythm rendition of Gene Autry's "Back in the Saddle Again". Particleman then agreed to sing it like Brian Johnson with appropriate crotch thrusting at diner patrons. $12.00 |
